jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024

Jesse’s Privilege

is the ability and right of a person to talk and mock freely without being punished; for nothing he says seems to matter

That Cunk seems to have Jesse’s privilege. They can say and do whatever without any repercussions.

by Pretzmane June 13, 2024

Jesse dance

The Jesse dance is a tango type dance where you put your hands in the front and wiggle you feet and legs and have your hands synced together with your feet and hand

Wow that dude is doing the Jesse dance!

by TangoMaMan June 16, 2024

Jessing

the act of doing a jess

Dude I love fucking jessing him so much

by randaldascandal June 29, 2024

jess

She is the best girl ever.

Jess is the best girl evah.

by jess560 July 19, 2024

Jesse

I don’t like you but i’ll always love you. And not like that, but i just wanna get it out. You’ve fucked up a lot and i don’t like the things you do. But im always here.

Jesse is not jb

by youmayfindyourselfhere July 20, 2024

Jesse

Most likely one of God's many forms. Represents a symbol of fear as well as a symbol of strength (very much like Batman). Dresses in more than 2 layers no matter the weather. Could also be used to describe a Bisexual person.

"This guy really is a Jesse if I've ever seen one."

by Bingus McScrotum July 20, 2024