by Anynomus February 26, 2004
Get the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Clubmug. When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
Get the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestramug. People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009
Get the Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fanmug. When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019
Get the Michael Jackson's early warning systemmug. by yutodas August 11, 2020
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Get the Make like Janet Jackson and nip outmug.