Jank-Hole

1. crappy.

2. kind of like a shit hole, but more run-down and such.

3. an amazing adjective that kip made up to describe his house.

1. marry said, "man, this party is a jank-hole, i'm leaving".

2. the neighborhood after the flood was a jank-hole.

3. kip said, "god our house is a jank-hole"

by Kip Griffith January 13, 2008

fish hole

What a mermaid has instead.

Bober “Do mermaids have genitalia?”
Ernie “No, they have a fish hole.”

Ernie “I don’t think we should be doing this."
Eddie “Don’t be a fish hole.”

by I am the street September 30, 2006

bagel hole

The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.

your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out

by the real bagel April 14, 2011

Hole in one

When ejcaculating while laying on your back, and the sperm lands inside the belly button

Oh damn dude, I was nutting this morning and hit a hole in one!!

by Littlewillywonka March 15, 2019

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

hat hole

An unreasonable person.

"Stop being such a hat hole, Victor"

by lsaero August 4, 2005

spaghetti hole

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.

If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?

by Dr. Spaghetti September 22, 2010