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Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.
Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”
by McNutz March 8, 2021
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Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.
Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”
by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021
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The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.
Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
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Launch your Dream11 clone and your users will be hooked up to the app
by Dream11 Clone App April 24, 2021
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boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt
He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad
by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021
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Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
by Cartini July 5, 2022
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Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.
Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.
by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022
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