half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.

bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

blow hammer

A person who is not intelligent.

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.

by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017

Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 5, 2010

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008