gift block

v. When someone convinces someone else not to give you a gift, especially when you did, in fact, want a gift; similar to jock block

Your mom: Oh, he doesn't need a gift. Save your money, buy yourself something nice. He would want it.

Gifter: Ok, if you're sure...

You (quietly): Oh... I've been gift blocked...

by fluffy8u January 9, 2011

Gift Giving Anxiety

The anxiety of the time between purchasing a gift and giving it to the intended recipient due to worrying about whether or not the recipient will like the gift.

I bought a tacky wolf shirt for a friend but in the month before I gave it to him before his birthday I had a horrible case of Gift Giving Anxiety.

by PumpkinPieToLoveBug February 18, 2011

Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad

by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011

Griffable

Any girl that can physically hook up or have sex with a guy. Preconditions usually include a pulse* and lack of any male genitalia.

*Pulse sometimes optional.

Guy 1:Dude is that girl breathing?
Guy 2: Yep barely, but she's got a pulse.

Guy 3: Sweet, so she's griffable. Alright leave the room, it's boning time.

by Bed Stuy Bandit December 7, 2011

Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.

Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....

by virbius1 January 1, 2012

griffda

Griffda is a nickname for someone with the name of griffin, in order to be worthy of this nickname griffin's will need to be great blokes, funny, good with the ladies and just beasts.

Yep griffda is amazing

by OKC Thunder February 3, 2012

giftzumped

When someone steals your idea for a gift.

I had a fantastic idea for a Christmas present for mum but my sister giftzumped it.

by strangemouse November 10, 2012