Grief tragedy sympathy industry

Of the things the grief tragedy sympathy industry shows you on primetime TV, the coronavirus statistics seem dull this time of year because they are all year, but it takes something like extreme weather to wake people up.

The extreme weather is a refreshing thing to see after watching the same dull coronavirus numbers and statistics bullshit that is aired by the grief tragedy sympathy industry all year since 2020.

by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021

Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy

You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.

by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021

GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.

Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.

by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021

Grief/tragedy/sympathy industry

The industry that wants control of all sides of the story, therefore the media claims to tell all sides of the story and be on everyone's side.

What the media and grief/tragedy/sympathy industry won't tell people is how on their own they really are, and how the industry doesn't give a fuck about them, it's a machine that depends on them to keep running.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

grapegnf

grapegnf is a person on tiktok.
They publish really cool stuff and are an amazing and wonderful person who deserves all the love in the world. You have to follow them if you want your knees back. :D

Cool person: grapegnf are so cool, they post really cool stuff.
Boring person: huh? who are they?
Cool person: are you being serious rn? how can you not know them.
Boring person: idk, i mainly follow tony lopez, his brother and etc.
Cool person: *looks them up and down* ... *walks away*
Boring person: aw man...

by thegnomunderyourdesk September 29, 2021

Grape

When impaired by psychoactive disassociative GHB/GBL another person commonly also under the influence of said substance (not required in all cases) takes it upon themselves to get touchy feely and they are well aware that it is gRape, so often they will close the door to the room or commit said gRape in the back of a truck, isolation is key to a successful gRape.

gRaping is often committed to obtain sexual gratification where it otherwise wouldn't be on the cards.

Oh my god, darling did you know that you were being gRaped by Tom, Dick & Harry last night.

by bigwillyp October 3, 2021

grape

the type of anal plug that is, in fact as i have recently discovered, a fruit

bruh i found out my extra large grape is actually food

by grapeeater October 8, 2021