by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024
A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 12, 2017
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017
The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
by Soycoo420 November 03, 2023
A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
by L777GMA June 22, 2021
A secret handshake phrase for ABDLs (Adult Babies & Diaper Lovers) that's catchy and easy to remember.
Coined in 2022.
Coined in 2022.
by Crinkly_Jane_Doe March 15, 2024