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Chinese Cake Factory

This is basically Cheese Cake Factory but run by the Chinese. However, the distinctions are paramount:
1. There is zero cheesecake available.
2. All employees are Chinese.
3. Somehow this taste better than the original Cheese Cake Factory.
4. There is cheese.
5. There are cakes.
Marc: Yo Bro I just got back from Cheese Cake Factory.
Drew: Yeah cool story bro, I just got back from Chinese Cake Factory.
Marc: fuck! I should have hit you up first! Fucking Love Chinese Factory (short slang version of Chinese Cake Factory).
by austinramenvegan January 25, 2018
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car factor cutie

A chick that looks super hot while driving a car but as soon as she gets out looks ugly as sin.
James: Wow, did you see that chick driving that Camaro. She is smokin' hot.
Mike: Wait till she parks and gets out. Probably another car factor cutie.
by Chaz Chazbar July 31, 2006
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boiler factory

1920's An undesirable boy or girl, and ugly or unattractive person.
I would never go to the dance with Harry. Would you want to be seen with that boiler factory?
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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wool factory

a metaphorical factory where one spends long hours of the night pulling wool
Dude, i'm so tired from working at the wool factory today. I spent all day and night with her.
by shuz March 24, 2010
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Deep in the facts

To study or take time to learn a material
I was deep in the facts for two hours last night and still don't know the material.
by The baeb January 9, 2013
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x factory

a girl who has the power to turn a straight lass bisexual..cos she has the x factor that she cant resist
the girl i did it with last week was an x factory
by anony mouse August 5, 2004
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Nutso Facto

1. Something that is extreme to the nuts factor.
2. A much smarter-sounding way of saying "that's nuts."
3. A revised version of the latin phrase 'ipso facto,' referring to a transitive property of truth that is, in your opinion, totally fucking bogus.
"I found out that my dad put his company in my name to avoid taxes, and now the company's being audited. Nutso facto, I'm going to prison."
"Dude that sucks, you're like, nine."
by Zimmermann August 12, 2006
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