EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

by Arktykr October 19, 2021

Doodoo fingers

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.

“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb

by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018

downstairs finger

A man's flesh noodle

Don't you point that downstairs finger at me

by Hananapancaked December 5, 2016

Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021

waist finger

A penis

Person 1: Bro i got a huge waist finger
Person 2: a what..
Person 1: a waist finger. Like a penis

by Future Neo March 17, 2022

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

by EpicMamo July 22, 2013

Lynch fingers

Someone who anything they touch is utterly f**ked.

“Who fucked the catadyne?” “It was f**cking lynch fingers that propane headed fuck.”

by Jimbo10101 April 8, 2022