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*Face Hell*

when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.
Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong

Dan: Shut the fuk up.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.

Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH
by PumaMania August 14, 2008
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selfie face

The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.

For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.

For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.

Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
by fat_man July 15, 2014
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stuff face

to eat
I went to the buffet downtown so I could stuff face.
by Teratogen April 24, 2012
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Chop face

A South African term usually used to describe a person that performs an act of momentary stupidity.
dude, you are such a chop face. Your boss was standing right behind you..
by awesomejarz February 11, 2010
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faced out

To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.
"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"
by Dropp March 5, 2008
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hyena face

An urban legend of the Westside of Los Angeles. It is said that a creature with a hyena's head that walks on two legs like a person has been seen late at night. It has been seen walking from far away in Pacific Palisades and Santa Monica
Guy 1: I saw something walking outside my place in Malibu!
Guy 2: Maybe it was Hyena Face!
by jb2701 January 20, 2017
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face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.
What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.
by mayhemite! January 21, 2011
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