Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
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1. (noun; m/f/x; plural: girlfriendsexuals)
Someone who is solely attracted to their girlfriend, and will only ever be attracted to and love their beautiful girlfriend.
"Why would I ever cheat on my girlfriend? I am a girlfriendsexual."
2. (adjective)
Used to describe someone who is girlfriendsexual (=exclusively attracted to their girlfriend.)
"Did you know Tony is girlfriendsexual? I didn't even know he had a girl; I lowkey thought that he's attracted to men."
1. (noun; m/f/x; plural: girlfriendsexuals)
Someone who is solely attracted to their girlfriend, and will only ever be attracted to and love their beautiful girlfriend.
"Why would I ever cheat on my girlfriend? I am a girlfriendsexual."
2. (adjective)
Used to describe someone who is girlfriendsexual (=exclusively attracted to their girlfriend.)
"Did you know Tony is girlfriendsexual? I didn't even know he had a girl; I lowkey thought that he's attracted to men."
Also see: 'wifesexual' (the inspiration for 'girlfriendsexual')
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The mysterious phenomenon where the water from your girlfriend’s water bottle somehow tastes colder, fresher, and objectively better than any water you could get yourself — even if it came from the exact same source. Often experienced after taking “just one sip” and immediately realizing her water is superior for no logical reason.
The mysterious phenomenon where the water from your girlfriend’s water bottle somehow tastes colder, fresher, and objectively better than any water you could get yourself — even if it came from the exact same source. Often experienced after taking “just one sip” and immediately realizing her water is superior for no logical reason.
Why does my water taste like nothing but your girlfriend water tastes like it came from a mountain spring?
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That dude over there has quite a few drillfriends.
That dude over there has quite a few drillfriends.
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