An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.
I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.
by QuacksO April 09, 2017
A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 01, 2021
A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 02, 2021
A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 10, 2023
by Kemistry🌟 May 29, 2024
It's like blue waffle...but diarrhea.
by 3TracksInTheSnow May 05, 2021
Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.
Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.
by Mr. Wanna October 28, 2021