Clapped

When something is unbearably ugly, that there isn't any other word to describe it but than the fact you want to clap(shoot) it .

Your Pet Is So Clapped!

by HughoDongus224 October 25, 2018

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Clapped Cuck

Someone who is both ugly and disliked, generally used as an insult directed at anyone not exclusive to people who are ugly and like witnessing their significant other have coitus.

"Jason didn't do his slides on the presentation"
"Ugh he's such a clapped cuck"

by ToughMurph May 16, 2018

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Finger-clapped

Sexual intercourse with the flanges.

"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."

by ChanceD April 10, 2021

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by RespectTheDripKaren April 16, 2021

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The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

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