Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
by Ten Sa Zangetsu October 27, 2008
An art of decorating one's house, garden or surroundings with Christmas trees in an elegant and fascinating manner
by uttam maharjan December 24, 2009
This phrase means that someone is attractive, sexy, turning you on, or making you hott. It is commonly used when a teenage male is attracted to a female.
Damn, she is fucking up my christmas.
by Punxzoars June 07, 2007
When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.
by James Frother November 06, 2012
a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
by johnaaaa May 06, 2007
Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way
by AsunaTododeku April 05, 2022
The day before Christmas Eve Eve Eve, 4 days before Christmas. Usually any Eve's earlier than this time are unnecessary, and by this point you should have all gift shopping done. Otherwise you are doomed!
I'm glad I got all my shopping done before Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve, it made things so much easier on everyone.
by Vinnymac567 December 27, 2009