Sexual Move including a man and a woman with large thighs, similar to the shape and lustre of a "Christmas Ham".
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
How To create a Red Christmas Ham:
Both are butt naked, The woman sits down as the guy fingers her and slaps her large christmas thigh, she sucks him off as this happens.
When the ham is as red as possible its ready to be based. The man jizzes on her thigh, and rubs it into the deep red burning sensation.
Then Amputate the woman's leg and cook it in an oven, to enjoy a nice Red Christmas Ham!!
"Come on baby, I just want one porky Red Christmas Ham!"
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
"No Johnny! It's Degrading!"
"Shutup Bitch!"
Johnny then forces the Red Christmas Ham upon her and enjoy's a tasty treat later.
by Ten Sa Zangetsu December 9, 2008
Get the Red Christmas Hammug. An art of decorating one's house, garden or surroundings with Christmas trees in an elegant and fascinating manner
by uttam maharjan December 24, 2009
Get the Christmas dendrologymug. This phrase means that someone is attractive, sexy, turning you on, or making you hott. It is commonly used when a teenage male is attracted to a female.
by Punxzoars July 1, 2007
Get the fucking up my christmasmug. When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.
by James Frother November 5, 2012
Get the Charlie Brown Christmasmug. a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
by johnaaaa May 19, 2007
Get the green christmas treemug. Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way
by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022
Get the you can't unfuck the christmas turkeymug. The day before Christmas Eve Eve Eve, 4 days before Christmas. Usually any Eve's earlier than this time are unnecessary, and by this point you should have all gift shopping done. Otherwise you are doomed!
I'm glad I got all my shopping done before Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve, it made things so much easier on everyone.
by Vinnymac567 December 27, 2009
Get the Christmas Eve Eve Eve Evemug.