Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History

by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.

Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History

by crossedcords February 4, 2010

Canada with you

It’s used for the expression of liking or sexual intentions to your crush.

Hey Karen! I really want to Canada with you!

by lifeisapartyandimthepinata November 17, 2019

canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf

The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.

by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010

Canada

Every time the US economy is in shambles, Americans love to think of moving to this country.

oh noooooo. big beautiful bill passed. guess im moving to canada now yayyay

by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025

Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010