Crack a headboard

Have such bomb ass sex that the headboard on the bed breaks.

I'm really tryna crack a headboard and bust it wide open for the right one.

by Sad.heaux August 7, 2018

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008

crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

Crack-Whore

A induvidual who relies on selling their bosy in order to feed their crack addiction, thsu making them a Crack-Whore

"LOOK, Zowie is a dirty Crack-Whore"

by Rhyce October 26, 2005

get cracked

To get cracked means to have very intense almost violent intercourse, usually from the back

“Wow I wish I could get cracked on this balcony”
“He really cracked me last night”

by ImABitOfAKnowItAll March 4, 2019

Crack butter

The residue/resin left on a crack can or crack pipe.

Hey! Scrape that crack butter outta that can and we'll smoke it too!

by x-crack smoka January 10, 2006