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covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.
Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.
by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020
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On the Covid

On the Covid AKA on the Crown like... on the cuff but cooler and 2020.

On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot

then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.

You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!
by Jefe141 April 9, 2020
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Covid-🇻🇪

When the Facebook page of Venezuelan President-turned-Dictator Nicolás Maduro was frozen after he repeatedly promoted misinformation about the coronavirus, such as claiming with zero evidence that a herbal remedy could cure Covid-19.
Like US ex-President Donald Trump and Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro who both promoted fake remedies, Venezuelan’s Prescriptor-in-Chief is advising his people how to fight Covid-🇻🇪 inexpensively with herbs rather than depending on dear risky vaccines produced by unfriendly Western nations.
by Covido May 6, 2021
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Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
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Covid

Covid
Iam so covid / that shit covid
by Rjc41 July 12, 2020
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covid-19

one of the things god created for the netherworld, or hell. but it got mailed to earth and nearly wiped out humans, with quite a bit of their own faults.
Kate: God, I can't stay inside anymore, this pandemic is killing me.
Kathy: That is Covid-19.....
by umbrellafrog February 7, 2022
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Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.
When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
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