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Michigan Cleaning

where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
austin backus:hey dude where is andy

reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning
by koralreef June 1, 2022
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Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea
austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning
by koralreef June 1, 2022
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Brute Force Cleaning

Brute force cleaning is the act cleaning something by using nothing more than paper towels and all your might.

Originally coined by Calliope Mori from Hololive English on Dec 6, 2021 during her cooking stream
Now, I'm going to do what's called a Brute Force Cleaning which involves a lot of paper towels.

I'm gonna brute force clean this !
by MainGoldDragon December 8, 2021
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Clean

Being clean is when you were formerly addicted to something but you are now not addicted
“ I’ve been addicted to alcohol for 10 years but I’m finally clean”
by Dr Liberty the Scientist March 21, 2022
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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
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clean up shop

a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police
“Bro wanna hangout?
“Bro I can’t I have to clean up shop”
by yamomhaha April 8, 2022
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