Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

by dnahly March 8, 2018

Black Butter

n. 1) a slick, dirty comment or motion

2) something that disgusts or sickens people

adj. sickening

1) That middle finger was black butter.
2) Black Butter, those pictures.

by Flame626 June 3, 2016

butter fever

When someone has a 'butter fever' on something, it means that person is really addicted to it.

e.g.
-That guy has a huge butter fever on twenty one pilots. He is wearing a twenty one pilots cap, shirt, shorts and shoes!
-I think I have a butter fever on Minecraft. I play it all day!

by Boxler May 11, 2016

dark butter

Brown butter, we dont know why its dark.

Oscar ate his toast with dark butter.

by Moxy69 April 26, 2016

bussy butter

the inside secretion of a femboy's asshole
bussy butter; noun

guy 1: i met this femboy on discord, i fucked em so hard my dick got pickled in their bussy butter
guy 2: nectar of the gods, man

by shidderman September 26, 2021

Quief Butter

When a woman who is on her period farts, and it rolls up into her vagina, later to come out as a quief. As the quief occurs a clot of blood may be pushed out. This is known as quief butter.

1. Oh my gooodddd, my girlfriend just described the most awful phenomenon of female anatomy: quief butter!

2. Hey babe, I just want to let you know that I'm on the rag and I just rolled up a big ol' batch of quief butter!

by QueenQuief March 4, 2012