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Ben Garrison

Benjamin Garrison is a conservative political cartoonist, and a very controversial one at that. Garrison is (in)famous for brutal depictions of many left-wing figures, especially during the Covid-19 Pandemic, and after Joe Biden's controversial election victory.
Ben Garrison has been at it for several years. His most famous cartoon, "The Deep State Monster", was the one that put him on the map and defined who he is. In May 2020, he sparked a massive controversy after making a cartoon that depicted Nancy Pelosi as a power-hungry monster who is using the pandemic for her own gain at the American people's expense.

His most controversial cartoon, however, was on January 7, 2021 -- the day after the Capitol Riot. This cartoon, demanding that Americans "Stop the Steal", got him and his website permanently banned from Twitter. He's still active on Facebook, however.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
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Ben Ford

A giraffe with a big dick, and is always bullied by Will because he is insecure of his own dick.
by Mewmewwillkillu January 12, 2017
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Ben Auton

the consumption of a drink, traditionally Baily's Irish Cream, by soaking it up with a mop and dispensing it from there.
its easy to serve out shots with a Ben Auton
by Jonathan Boothby February 5, 2008
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ben and jillian

Ben and Jillian is a term for having sex with your cousin
"The nieces and nephews won't stay out of each other’s rooms" They must be Ben and Jillian it
by Bonk gang August 10, 2017
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Ben Creepy

Something so terrifying, so creepy, so revolting, that it can only be described as ben creepy.
Ben - I made sweet love to the dead body of a young, male horse and forced its mother to watch and cry.

God - "Woah, man... that's Ben Creepy."
by BobDole55555 December 17, 2008
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Ben Morris

A Ben Morris is a guy who is the first to deal out banter while completely disregarding his own shortcomings. If you are being a Ben Morris this will mean you will not give a girl more than 2 seconds eye contact if she doesn’t have more than 8 fingers worth of forehead. If the time arises where a Ben Morris may find his ‘perfect 8’ he will fall in love within the first 10 minutes of interaction, from here, it would be the respective Ben Morris’ life motive to make this girl his. A Ben Morris will also find himself caught up in the moment very easily, often grinding on a girl in a club for what perceivably would be 4+ hours.

Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
“Legend has it Ben Morris is still grinding on Courtney in bunker to this day”

“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”

Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
by Rusty Crack August 6, 2019
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Uncle Ben's

A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."

Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."

Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
by Cookieman00x December 27, 2011
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