BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.

Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.

by QuacksO January 29, 2025

Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

Bed

A wireless charger for humans

I’m going to lay in my bed to rest

by Alk2274 July 14, 2021

flip in bed

When ur riding it like a pony then he decides to flip you over to pump it in and out so he can cum on top to feel masculine

"bro I was letting her ride like a long and felt weak so I decided to flip in bed likea a true man."

by Sniffdetoes69 July 7, 2021

Bed Princess

Someone who doesn’t put a lot of effort in bed.

You must be a bed princess if you only like to receive

by Lareina28 July 23, 2022

Bed buds

When you just want someone to sleep with you (not sexually)

“I done told this one girl I wanted to be bed buds and she thought I wanted to be friends with benefits”

Jimmy: did u hear that Rebecca had a bed bud

Johnny: that sounds cool man, I haven’t had those in years
Jimmy: no bro, a bed bud, someone who just sleeps with u not the bugs

by 420HandMeThatHenny February 20, 2021