Bump

A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.

Guy: "Yo I'll pay someone $50 to mow my lawn"
(2 hours later)
Guy: "Bump"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 09, 2022

Bumps

A band from Portugal, five dumbasses making noise and getting kicked out of every single establishment.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.

Bro did you go to the Bumps concert last night?

DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY, THE BUMPS ARE THE SHIT

by Catipanga August 31, 2023

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.

I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.

by ric scu May 26, 2014

Boob bump

When you bump your boobs together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... BOOB BUMP!!

Let's do a boob bump!

by LingDanc803 July 16, 2023

bump cuts

Playing music loudly, ideally on some nice speakers.

Yo, I just finished work...come through with some bud and let's bump cuts, I got the new RTJ album on wax!

by sfweedman August 29, 2020

bump your gums

To talk nonsense. To talk out your ass. Spew bullshit.

Go on, bump your gums, you little maggot. Aint no one believe you anyway

by Snumgla June 10, 2023