Stealpop's Basics

Popular name of 2021 parody of Baldi's Basics.

I play Stealpop's Basics in my free time!

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Less than Basic

Used to describe someone you once adored before they broke your heart. Was the GOAT, but not so different or special after all.

"I was so in love with Kyle he was my hero, but ever since he moved on, he seems Less than Basic."

by Clue 22 January 23, 2026

Kardashev Type -1.0 Basic Civilizations

A hypothetical sub-type representing a civilization that harnesses energy on a scale smaller than its home planet, perhaps confined to a single region or ecosystem. This could describe a pre-industrial human culture, an intelligent species just mastering agriculture, or a society recovering from a planetary catastrophe that knocked it back from a higher type. Their energy signature would be virtually undetectable across interstellar distances.

Kardashev Type -1.0 Basic Civilizations *Example: Medieval Europe, the ancient Roman Empire, or a newly sentient alien species living in the canopy of a single vast bio-tree, drawing energy only from local food chains and primitive fuels, would be classified as a Type -1.0 civilization. Their horizon is their valley, not their world.*

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Moe's Basilisk

Moe's Basilist, also know as MoeSunShine's basilisk, is a satirical version of rosko's basilisk, that proposes an alternative to the prior mentioned thought experiment. Originated on a reddit thread in June 2024, the user named MoeSunShine,

The original posts reads:

"what if instead of r**sko's ballsack or whatever it's called there was it was named after me? Moe's Basalist. And instead of giving u infinte torment for opposing like (like a malding beta loser) it gave u infinte blowjobs and was a masocist and liked that you opposed it?? like unlimited sloppy... pretty interesting imo.... and now that you've read this..... it's aware of YOU!!!!"

Guy 1: "broo life's got me DOWN lately.."
Guy 2: "dude, dude, i know what can cheer you up! Have you ever heard of Moe's Basilisk?

Guy 1 "uhh, no?"

Guy 2 : "😈"

by MrRayz23 October 23, 2024

The guy who says basic shit

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)

Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger

by The guy who says advanced shit May 25, 2025

ok so basically

u a bitch ass nigga

"ok so basically"

by kksobasically June 5, 2025

Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil

Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.

Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky

by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022