The stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl's hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.
Friend 1) "Yo Rick why you walking funny?"
Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!
Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!
by Dooty77 July 08, 2018
Mike: "you look pretty today"
Karen: " you look ugly today, no..thats everyday. Nevermind!"
Someone else: SHA-BURRRNN!
Karen: " you look ugly today, no..thats everyday. Nevermind!"
Someone else: SHA-BURRRNN!
by 573p413 May 10, 2005
When you play WoW or some other nerd game and you burn your skin. Then you go to school and act like you went to the beach and got a sun-burn. Usually happens when you play 10+ hours.
Nerd: Hey, I went to the beach for like 3 hours and got extreme sunburn!
Cool Guy: Yeah right! Just admit it. We all know that you got nerd-burn. *Laughs*
Cool Guy: Yeah right! Just admit it. We all know that you got nerd-burn. *Laughs*
by -CoLoR- April 15, 2011
"While at church last sunday, i dropped a bomb and got stink burn. To top it off, i had to sit in my own pew."
by KingCone January 18, 2009
When you drench you partner's pubes in gasoline and light them on fire whilst fucking. Not to be confused with the burning man.
I will burning clam you.
by Mr. Milkman Jones July 03, 2016
The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.
I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.
by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 18, 2011
An insult so spectacular it transcends the realm of what would generally be classified as a burn and cuts deeper and more effectively into the self esteem of its object. The exclamation of "chemical burn!" is usually offered by a third party following a particularly vicious or clever dis, characterizing it as such. Chemical burns produce the metaphorical equivalent of extensive tissue damage.
IMHO, the dopest chemical burn in the movie The Love Guru is when Guru Pitka goes: "I like your hat. I used to have a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"
by clarkharveyhour February 08, 2011