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Indian blumpkin

When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
This girl was giving me an Indian blumpkin it hurt at first but I kinda likeeed itttt.
by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024
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Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”
by MissourianMuntGod23 April 27, 2024
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spanish blumpkin

two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
me and me boy here performed a spanish blumpkin for the school play
by Farcical May 8, 2024
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burmese blumpkin

When the Blumpkin reciprocate has had a rather large and cheesy meal at their local Taco Bell. Usually ends messy.
Yea man, I just had taco bell the other day so i got a burmese blumpkin from her, Bless her soul.
by OnceAManNowANarwal May 9, 2024
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Skibidi Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet
Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!
by mary-white12 June 3, 2024
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Spicy Blumpkin

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin
by anonymous July 22, 2024
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Spooky Blumpkin

Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.
If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.
by Hootiemike August 2, 2024
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