Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms

Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*

by Casual main April 1, 2021

cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.

1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018

Bestie

An award that goes to a friend that does something out of the ordinary as far as being an awesome friend goes.

Kristen: I just broke up with my boyfriend

Tristan: Dude I was planning on coming your way this evening anyway.

Kristen: That's awesome, I can't wait to see you!

Tristan: My mom also bought me gourmet cupcakes I plan on sharing with you!

Kristen: You're making my day! You deserve a Bestie.

by GirlTristan May 30, 2010

dick beating

Noun: The act of bruising a girl's thigh by playfully whipping her with an erect penis.

"C. Cee was being naughty so V was like 'you're gonna catch a dick beating.'"

by vladster January 13, 2014

Bestie

a bra used for really i mean really long saggy boobs

"my grandma just bought 3 besties for her long saggy boobs, she really needs them"

by ThatKidDownDaBlock13 August 4, 2009

Bestie

You fight, make up, love but you also don't cross the line and use them.

My bestie and I are having a fight 😑

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019

Bestie

90% of people who are best friends get married in the end. MARRY YOUR BEST FRIEND

Ewww how do you like him
Me, I like him cause hes him and hes my bestie

by Your girl bestie October 18, 2020