To arrive at the restroom, finish your business, and realize that there's only one sheet of toilet paper left on the roll.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally got one-sheeted after class today"
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."
Guy 2:"Aw gross man what'd you do?"
Guy 1:"I asked the guy next to me if he could 'spare a square'"
Guy 2"...."
by Exalted Templar April 11, 2011
Get the One-Sheetedmug. by John Tilelli September 30, 2006
Get the with one shoe onmug. by Matronex March 1, 2016
Get the one hunnamug. can be defined as someone who is truly unique. It is worth noting, that a one-owner has attributes that aren't necessarily positive, in fact, they are often characteristics that are deemed negative. In most cases, these people are unaware of their own behaviors that have helped define them as one-owners.
One could suggest that we are all one-owners to a certain degree, but these people worth labeling are truly remarkable in their respective gifts of "one-owning."
It is imperative that we define what qualifies/differentiates a one-owner and a person with a couple of questionable behaviors. Going forward as a society, we must work together to correctly identify one-owners. By finding and identifying one-owners, we can establish recognizable patterns and behavior that will further assist us in eliminating this troublesome burden on society.
Studies currently theorize that one-owners are best to be avoided, but this will surely leave our children and society vulnerable to the regular practices of one-owners. It is not yet clear if the habits of a one-owner can be transmitted to others not identified as one-owners.
For the greater good of society, we the people must take a stand against one-owners, whether they be friend, family, or foe — and work to eliminate them before we become a modern day Idiocracy.
One could suggest that we are all one-owners to a certain degree, but these people worth labeling are truly remarkable in their respective gifts of "one-owning."
It is imperative that we define what qualifies/differentiates a one-owner and a person with a couple of questionable behaviors. Going forward as a society, we must work together to correctly identify one-owners. By finding and identifying one-owners, we can establish recognizable patterns and behavior that will further assist us in eliminating this troublesome burden on society.
Studies currently theorize that one-owners are best to be avoided, but this will surely leave our children and society vulnerable to the regular practices of one-owners. It is not yet clear if the habits of a one-owner can be transmitted to others not identified as one-owners.
For the greater good of society, we the people must take a stand against one-owners, whether they be friend, family, or foe — and work to eliminate them before we become a modern day Idiocracy.
DP: "Hey, have any of you seen Virgil today?"
Dabo: "Nah, I haven't seen him since yesterday."
Eddie: "That sounds just like Virgil! You can never find him when you need him."
Rubio: "Did I hear you guys say you were looking for Virgil? Well, if so, then you should already know where his ass is."
DP: "What the hell are you talking about Rubio?"
Rubio: "Well for starters, he had to grab something at Lowes for the shop. He brought that back, and then proceeded to get breakfast for everyone. After he brought that back, he had to swing by the hardware store for supplies. Actually, now that I think about it, he should be back anytime."
DP: "What the fucking fuck did he do all of that for? All three of those places are in the same shopping center. It would have been logical to make one trip for everything."
Rubio: "Did you expect anything else?"
DP: "Well no, he is a fucking one-owner, after all."
Eddie: "You got that right, a mutha-fucking one-owner for sure."
Dabo: "No shit, he is definitely a one-mutha-fucking-owner."
Stephen: "#blessed."
Dabo: "Nah, I haven't seen him since yesterday."
Eddie: "That sounds just like Virgil! You can never find him when you need him."
Rubio: "Did I hear you guys say you were looking for Virgil? Well, if so, then you should already know where his ass is."
DP: "What the hell are you talking about Rubio?"
Rubio: "Well for starters, he had to grab something at Lowes for the shop. He brought that back, and then proceeded to get breakfast for everyone. After he brought that back, he had to swing by the hardware store for supplies. Actually, now that I think about it, he should be back anytime."
DP: "What the fucking fuck did he do all of that for? All three of those places are in the same shopping center. It would have been logical to make one trip for everything."
Rubio: "Did you expect anything else?"
DP: "Well no, he is a fucking one-owner, after all."
Eddie: "You got that right, a mutha-fucking one-owner for sure."
Dabo: "No shit, he is definitely a one-mutha-fucking-owner."
Stephen: "#blessed."
by #cg June 27, 2017
Get the one-ownermug. lytchett term for taking a shit. Can be shorterned to Dom Hollow (Pantera reference) or Dom Holio if your massey
by will March 8, 2004
Get the dominate onemug. A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.
Examples:
1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!
1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!
by FeedUsMcFetus August 28, 2010
Get the One Timedmug. the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
by Goorin October 4, 2012
Get the one sackmug.