Shake and bake

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?

by HansBex October 26, 2019

Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

by Lil Potato June 24, 2017

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.

I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!

by Miss Spider August 8, 2009

Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.

Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.

by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020

Bake

cook something in a dry heat.

I baked the cake in my new oven! it works perfectly and the cake tastes delicous.

by mimiyoya<3 March 5, 2022

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

Baking Bread

In reference to a woman having a yeast infection

"Sorry, we can't have sex tonight, I'm baking bread down there."

by Timmy Gumdrops January 6, 2017