on jones

on jones is a way of affirming that what you or somebody else is saying is true. very similar to saying "on god" except jones is stronger and more powerful than god so it's more meaningful. other common uses are "on my sister" "on jewbird" "on gang" among others..

<person1> yo michael buble's voice is like listening to a thousand angels singing at once

<person2> on jones my dude

by chunky111 June 7, 2022

Jones

Being called a Jones means that your a terrible defender as in Phil Jones the terrible England and Manchester United defender

Your playing like Jones!!!
Your worse than Jones!!!

by Jermain Defoe 2.0 July 14, 2018

Emily Jones

Isn't that the square headed fella from Minecraft?

Person 1 : "Is that Emily Jones from Minecraft?"
Person 2 : "You mean Steve?"

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

Hollie jones

Abbie Ashcrofts sister

Hollie Jones is Abbie Ashcroft’s sister

by Dead ting July 5, 2019