Alabama Ass Plug

A red neck ass plug such as a pop bottle or other object.
Randy used his water bong as an Alabama Ass Plug on suzy.
by desperate August 03, 2006
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Alabama Mud Machine

When one male inserts his penis into another male's anus. The receiving male then evacuates his rectum onto the penetrating male's penis.

Even though this caryies a Southern name this is actually a term from up North on the West and East Coast.
I sure would love to Alabama Mud Machine that guys cock.
by Friend of a Friend's Friend February 03, 2011
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Alabama Happy Hay

That Alabama Happy Hay was sooooo dank
by StoutBD16 February 22, 2010
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Alabama Sand Storm

Fuck on the beach. Nut on her face. Throw a handful of sand on her face.
by Shann-Wow June 27, 2009
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Alabama Abalone Eye

When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.
Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.
by RogerRogerson March 08, 2017
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Alabama Pot Roast

A sexual act in which one participant defecates into the anus of another participant and then consumes said defecation while it's still inside the other person's anus.
Susan cooked up some Alabama Pot Roast, just like her mama used to for her!
by Sammy951 October 25, 2015
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Alabama Family Reunion

A family reunion in which cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandparents deliberately sneak off after dinner. This usually results in a pregnancy, however the two family members do not deny it is their baby. They proudly get married and have the baby, while everyone is completely informed that the two parents are cousins.
Well me and my cousin Paul were always really close, it wasn't until the Alabama Family reunion that we decided to go all the way, now look at us, married and having kids.
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
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