Alabama Ass Plug

A red neck ass plug such as a pop bottle or other object.

Randy used his water bong as an Alabama Ass Plug on suzy.

by desperate August 3, 2006

Alabama Mud Machine

When one male inserts his penis into another male's anus. The receiving male then evacuates his rectum onto the penetrating male's penis.

Even though this caryies a Southern name this is actually a term from up North on the West and East Coast.

I sure would love to Alabama Mud Machine that guys cock.

by Friend of a Friend's Friend February 22, 2011

Alabama Happy Hay

A slang term for marijuana, weed, or reefer

That Alabama Happy Hay was sooooo dank

by StoutBD16 February 22, 2010

Alabama Sand Storm

Fuck on the beach. Nut on her face. Throw a handful of sand on her face.

"yeah man i gave her an alabama sand storm saturday night"

by Shann-Wow June 26, 2009

alabama cold pocket

The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.

Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.

by my names karl December 8, 2016

Alabama Pot Roast

A sexual act in which one participant defecates into the anus of another participant and then consumes said defecation while it's still inside the other person's anus.

Susan cooked up some Alabama Pot Roast, just like her mama used to for her!

by Sammy951 December 20, 2015

Alabama log jam

when a lady is trying to poop on your chest and your friend forces it back in with his wiener and you get your buddies to help him with their wieners

Carly came over after cinco de quatro and was trying to empty her money bin on my chest but Chester and his friends gave her the old Alabama log jam and that was the end of her.

by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017