L.M.F.A.O.

an abbreviation for saying: LAUGHING MY FUCKIN' ASS OFF

HAHAHAHA. that was very funny. L.M.F.A.O.

by Diego Delgadillo November 11, 2006

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.

Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."

by satanslut March 8, 2021

I’m only a baby!

Useful for when you’re in a difficult predicament.

Judge: why on earth would you commit genocide?
Defendant: But Your Honour, I’m only a baby!

by Catfoodinit May 8, 2021

I.n.m.p.a

“ I need my pussy ate “

I.n.m.p.a “I need my pussy ate” is something when a girl is horny an tellin you she wants her pussy ate out .

by Horny fucks March 26, 2022

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.

person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.

by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

I'm literally a communist

A phrase originally uttered by British journalist, activist, academic and all-around legend Ash Sarkar in response to the odious Piers Morgan shouting accusations at and over her during an interview on Good Morning Britain, and wielded against him to great effect thereafter. It is known to exert a kryptonite-like effect on right-wing media hacks along with people who believe the USSR famine (so-called "Holodomor") was a genocide, keep revising the so-called "death toll" of communism further and further upwards, and/or peddle the utterly ridiculous belief that communism and fascism are one and the same, among others. Use wisely, for it is particularly destructive to incels who flood this website with duplicate definitions to make themselves feel better whilst sleeping alone at night.

"I'm not pro-Obama; I've been a critic of Obama, and a critic of the Democratic Party, because I'm literally a communist!"

by Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories January 24, 2019

W.M.G.A.S.

"Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc.

A: I bought a new car...
B: W.M.G.A.S.!!!!

by pelado32 November 6, 2008