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bare balls

to do anything, while literally having bare balls. as in, not wearing pants or boxers or anything.
"were going to go bare balls in the hot tub"
by ananine mouse February 17, 2008
mugGet the bare ballsmug.

ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.
That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!
by the big sack June 16, 2009
mugGet the ball jobsmug.

closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.
My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.
by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006
mugGet the closed ballsmug.

Seein' balls

Your eyes; A term often used by the..."less educated" folks down by the river
"Maw! My seein' balls dun got pecked out by a chicken!"
by Lunar/Solar October 14, 2008
mugGet the Seein' ballsmug.

Ball Sample

When some one sneaks up behind you reaches their hand under your ass and tickels your nuts with two fingers
Damn he just gave me another Ball Sample
by Big Boy Balls September 28, 2010
mugGet the Ball Samplemug.

ball raiding

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.
Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!
by Aaron Johanson December 9, 2008
mugGet the ball raidingmug.

get on the ball

The expression "get on the ball" is a phrase that was commonly used in the Ottawa Valley, Canada to mean "get with it". A local derivation often used was "get on the ball or get on the bus..." meaning "get with it" or "get out of here".
Get on the ball man; that happened last week!
by SRFdeGriffintown March 9, 2018
mugGet the get on the ballmug.

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