Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Small

A short or tiny thing

"Your dick is small" or "You have a very small dog"

by ppee July 10, 2021

small paul

A frequent liar with yellow skin and is very small. Is also extremely gay.

That guy is horrible! Why is he such a small paul

by Verb November 25, 2016

small pp

When a males PENIS isn't very big.

do i have small pp?

by LeviTheOtaku May 19, 2018

small dick energy

cranbury kids

Girl 1: He has such small dick energy
girl 2: must be a cranbury kid

by koolkid7 May 11, 2020

Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025