Jason

A super nice person to know. Who likes to joke around and who is very sarcastic. He has a 7 inch dick that he can fly with. He is super shredded and is very respectful to the woman he likes most.
by Blackman444kkk December 06, 2021
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Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.
Girl: holy moly is that Jason?

Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 24, 2021
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JAAAAASOOOOON
'X' to scream Jason
by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023
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A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs
Jason is a smart af person
by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025
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When your always making excuses so you don’t have to get beat in a competition.
Did his power really go out? Or is he just pulling a Jason.
by Official duckgang January 07, 2022
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Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.
Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.
by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020
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A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales
Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper
by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 08, 2019
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