Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"

Chad dies first again!

by Tomauto November 11, 2023

Chad

An Arabic slag term to define excess foreskin length on a male phallus

Mohammed, have you heard about his chad? It’s so long!

by Kingkhallid March 1, 2023

Chad

Chad is mysterious! Most to all people who think they know Chad, actually only have this false idea of who Chad is! A lot of people talk, but I haven't seen any of them stand for something like I have seen Chad stand for something! He has insecurities like the rest of us! But he shines through all of them! His smile makes my heart melt! His laugh is like medicine for my soul! He is a hilarious individual, whose uniqueness is exactly that! Unique! Unlike any other! He doesn't try to be like others either! I love Chad! His drive and motivation is out of this world! His determination is contagious! His loyalty is unheard of when it comes to staying true to his friends, his girl, and his family! He's a great man who has had his name been drug through the mudd! But he isnt even close to what they say unless they say hes the BEST!

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH CHAD!
HAR

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They say alot about Chad, but I dont think they even have a clue

by Hailo48 September 8, 2021

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

Hanging-Chad

When someone posts a random question and the comments are full of wrong answers by everybody, including me, and the original poster never comes back to the comments with the REAL answer.

Dang, did Scoob ever come back with an answer to that post that got like, 200 comments?

Nah... he smoked a bunch of homegrown and forgot what the original answer was... it was, "A Hanging-Chad,"...

by mysticklemom May 4, 2021

chad-sexual

sweaty people with steel balls, they flex their nerves and have a puberty goatie, their favourite food is cum and they mate with their hands upside down without stroking, rather sqeezing their penis and indulging themselves into the hentai worlds

there are only 4 chad-sexuals raian, salman khan, boruto and the kid from extraction

sentence- "raian khechtese na?"

by bbq neha January 8, 2021

free range Chad

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.

Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023