Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

Diner Cake

A person who is extremely attractive on the outside but crummy and ugly on the inside.

"I was at a party the other night and I ran into your ex boyfriend, what a diner cake!"

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

Triple cake

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

by Tdawg_miller April 7, 2017

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 12, 2018

Wedge cake

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

by DJ BJ no 1 April 10, 2010

butter cake

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

by ABiggerNigger February 4, 2021