Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
Get the Go to bed about itmug. Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.
Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.
Hobo 2: STANKY!
by killbo December 15, 2011
Get the bed chocolatemug. Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.
by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020
Get the Saddle up the hay bedmug. 1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020
Get the bed-spreadmug. A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.
by Smolmarph February 24, 2011
Get the bed sleepmug. The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...
Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..
This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..
This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...
Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
Get the Ciggarettes in bedmug. When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.
My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.
by albinorineo February 18, 2013
Get the bed boltmug.