Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story

Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale

by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021

White Whale

When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.

Let me snort that coke outta your ass, white whale style.

by FarkDaNarc October 1, 2019

Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight

Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.

by Mørt August 6, 2021

Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021

Shadow of Whales

They are an amazing band. They are one of the most sweetest and most kindest guys in the world. They are so caring and they love and care for every one of their fans. They have the best smiles in the world, and they are always so nice to everyone.

I love Shadow of whales. They are so amazing.

by Shadowofalex June 23, 2018

Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017

Whale

Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday

Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it

by Jansfat May 25, 2020