Dip Shit Pussy Bitch

What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.

Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2

Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?

Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!

Teacher: ...

by J03pH1SH November 14, 2009

get that shit out of here

When something means nothing for you or disturb you, and you don't want it near of you. Sometimes can be use in a funny way.

I hate it, get that shit out of here!

or I don't like it, get that shit out of here

by hourminutes July 11, 2014

Joe Shit the Rag Man

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...

Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?

by caveputorium December 19, 2012

Look Before You Shit

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

by Dapts March 29, 2011

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

real hot girl shit

The “hot girl” ideology got so much bigger than one thinks. It is not descriptive of any particular lifestyle, but instead representative of a “Fuck you, I do what I want” mindset. Megan Thee Stallion is the best representative of this term. She’s a hot girl because she trolls conservative politicians with songs titled “Wet Ass Pussy” and “Thot Shit.” But she’s also a hot girl because she’s balancing completing her bachelor’s degree while being one of the biggest rising stars in Hip Hop. The hot girl movement is about being a person – femme or otherwise – who’s unapologetic. Who’s multidimensional and committed to bringing all of their ambitions to life. Someone who doesn’t have to choose between sexy and smart, hardworking and spoiled, friendly and assertive – like Megan herself.

“Being a Hot Girl is about being unapologetically YOU, having fun, being confident, living YOUR truth , being the life of the party etc," Megan tweeted in 2019.

"I'm a hot girl, I do hot shit" , "REAL HOT GIRL SHIT!"

by elderhotgirl August 14, 2022

one hit quit shit

The dankest of the dank, marijuana with a very high thc content (one hit quit shit is usually around 19-20% thc). Thus you don't need to smoke more than one hit to be really high.

White Widow, Black Russian, and Matanuska Thunderfuck are all strains that qualify (if properly grown and cured) as official one hit quit shit!

by King Barley February 2, 2007