When you put period blood into a dildo, freeze it then make your partner fuck u with it until you bleed out your own asshole into another dildo and repeat the process back and forth forever.
by oracleofdelphi! August 25, 2018
When a chick you picked up off some random place sucks your dick until you get a huge boner, then you stick it in her asshole to get it all dirty and shit, then she plays it as hard as she fucking can. my sluts can almost play Iron Man. They can't seem to get it right though.
Sup man. Got a dirty guitar last night, they're selling them at Guitar Center. Some slut gave me one for only $50. she played it real well too, and she taught me how to play Master of Puppets. I hear Lurhana does it with other guys.
by Cuntslut McTitsex September 27, 2007
When a girl named Malia’s pussy smells so bad you have to cover your ears because that smells like straight ass bruh like no cap.Then she rubs her disgusting pussy lips all over your face and sharts.
by Atx.jit25 April 16, 2020
by Zenel June 06, 2005
dirty stella is an ugly bitch who likes to hoe around. she has a bunch of friends but only a couple that really r w her. people call her dirty stella because of all the weed she smokes. has a low tolerance and is low key easy w the guys. This girl would rather be with close friends watching a movie but once she gets to a party she can’t control herself.
by dudejack April 12, 2020
The act of jizzing, or ejaculating, into your palm and slapping someone across the face. Can be done either in front of them or premeditated. You don't necessarily have to dislike a person to do such gesture. Most times it is an act of desperation to get the attention of another female or male or coworker.
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey baby! Baby? Sweety?" *smack*
VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? What?"
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "I love you!" :)
VICTIM- "I know" :)
or
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey Frank! Yeah you!" *smack*
VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? Why'd you do that?"
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Cuz you're my boy!" :)
VICTIM- "I know" :)
VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? What?"
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "I love you!" :)
VICTIM- "I know" :)
or
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Hey Frank! Yeah you!" *smack*
VICTIM-"Wtf!!!? Why'd you do that?"
DIRTY HANDSHAKER- "Cuz you're my boy!" :)
VICTIM- "I know" :)
by mateodos September 04, 2009
by herb April 22, 2004