Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!

ComeBack for most your mom jokes

by GUY November 27, 2003

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

a comeback

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA

SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA UWU"
Not Josh: "What the fuck Josh?"
Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA"

by sussy baka nya July 19, 2021

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

hahhaahhahahahhahhahaaha blue text

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

Hhsbsgjrirnsodhsoeuksoehrornssodjdidj

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

[national tell your crush u like them day]

November 1st tell your crush u like them don’t hesitate just do it because they might like u back🤷 ♀️

Timmy: yo i just told stacy i liked her

johnny: really dude? that’s sick i’ll go do that now since it’s national tell your crush u like them day

by nunya😘 October 31, 2019