I Cunt Hear You

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009

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Pencil you into my Blackberry

1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise

2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.

3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester.

Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Friday?
Jess: Sure, let me just pencil you into my Blackberry!
Raul: Really?!
Jess: Ew, no!

by Dayznout May 23, 2012

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what you got going

Are you single or in a relationship

Aye lil mama , what you got going?

by Daddyjjjjj June 30, 2017

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When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

by theogcooler May 29, 2018

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