light me up

When you are daring the cops to pull you over even though you have a no stop policy.

The fuzz is behind us... they can go ahead and light me up, but I’m not going back to prison!

by Alexatorres88 June 28, 2018

Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Folgers in your Cup!

Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.

by FireballX301 May 8, 2005

Kelly spontaneously showed up

To be aroused sexually; to get a boner without expecting

Kelly spontaneously showed up when Jeris was on a road trip to Wyoming with the guys.

by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008

Fuckin up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit, this is not so much a holliday oriented term as it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

she's fucking up my christmas

by mc chris April 18, 2003

up north trip

a trip to get faded

-i went up north over break
-nice, i got faded too

by shocker March 10, 2004

lock up your daughters

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter

When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

by Bobbysez May 15, 2016