Girl with Pretty Issues
noun
A dangerously pretty girl who lives off iced coffee, impulse decisions, and main character energy. She might have 37 unread texts, a situationship she won’t define, and a habit of overspending when she’s bored—but she’ll always show up looking like she has her life together. And that’s the magic.
She’s chaotic, mysterious, and emotionally evasive—but it’s giving iconic, not insane. Her vibe is “mentally unstable but make it fashion.”
She’s not messy. She’s curated.
She’s not crazy. She’s couture.
noun
A dangerously pretty girl who lives off iced coffee, impulse decisions, and main character energy. She might have 37 unread texts, a situationship she won’t define, and a habit of overspending when she’s bored—but she’ll always show up looking like she has her life together. And that’s the magic.
She’s chaotic, mysterious, and emotionally evasive—but it’s giving iconic, not insane. Her vibe is “mentally unstable but make it fashion.”
She’s not messy. She’s curated.
She’s not crazy. She’s couture.
Examples:
“She canceled plans because of a ‘vibe shift’ then posted a mirror pic in heels—girl with pretty issues.”
“Pretty? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes. Girl with pretty issues energy.”
“She canceled plans because of a ‘vibe shift’ then posted a mirror pic in heels—girl with pretty issues.”
“Pretty? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes. Girl with pretty issues energy.”
by trustmeimnotcrazy April 6, 2025
Get the girl with pretty issuesmug. Is a fucking ho when I think they are cool and always say Skskkskssk and when they drop there hydroflask and I oop skkskskssksksksk they can all fuck me ass
by fionalmao September 20, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. by The Real Wall Girl February 7, 2013
Get the Wall Girlmug. You could tell from the YouTube video that the girl pretending to deliver pizzas was warming up to roundhouse kick that unsuspecting dude in the solar plexus when he answered the door. He wasn't even trying to fight her, he had his hands in his pockets. If the wrong girl saw that video and seen the coward girl in the street, it would be over.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Get the Coward girlmug. by Mommy_milk3rs May 4, 2021
Get the Cat girlmug. 
The hottest chicks in Melbourne, they attend the best of the best (of the public schools), they pretend they're rich but we all know their poor. Often seen around Glenferrie flashing their skirts, drunk and living their best lives. Guys are instantly attracted to the sexy girls.
by Canterbury gang gang August 21, 2020
Get the Canterbury Girls Secondarymug.