king shit of terd island

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.

Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"

"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"

by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022

SELL ME YOUR SHIT

Phrase often used by players of the game "Skyrim". Player is often done watching Tosh.0 and searching for real entertainment. Also, a phrase taken at face value.

MERCHANT-You need something?
PLAYER-Everything! Sell me your shit!!

"I'm going to the bathroom, shouldn't have finished off the jalapenos."

"Sell me your shit!"

"ok"

by dannycarey January 10, 2012

ADS (After Dinner Shit)

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.

Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...

by Luis, Frank, Stefan ,Andrew, January 26, 2009

keep your shit up

To keep up the good work, carry on doing what you're doing and don't slack.

GG dude, keep your shit up.

by WeeklyFromYT February 9, 2018

put the shits up you

To frighten badly; terrify.

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.

by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006

Don't shit your pants

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

by white brown March 28, 2011