Aqua Man

Getting a blowjob in the shower, then blowing your load on the loofah and making the other person wash their body with it.

She will need more than water to clean her up after I gave her that epic Aqua Man.

by Chadrip65 March 29, 2016

wolf man

Before initiating intercourse, the male shaves off all pubic hair and sets aside. At the point of climax, the male ejaculates onto the their partners face while simultaneously throwing a handful of pubic hair on to the semen, thus completing the wolf man look.

The girlfriend hasn't spoken to me since I pulled a wolf man on her last night.

by Steven451911 September 22, 2020

the chicken man cometh

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.

"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.

by Nygoutlaw March 5, 2014

Leg man ting

Kia count is the official leg man ting

My g the leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.

“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

artificial man

tomboy female who tries to be 'one of the guys,' or something gay.

god, you're such an artificial man, becky.

by ludi May 23, 2008