i love you

“i love you.” 3 words that have lots of different meanings even though they shouldnt. if someone tells you they love you, they should mean it. its not okay to tell someone you love them when you dont.

person 1: i love you, i always will.
person 2: i love you too.

by nanaaaaaa August 31, 2023

I Love you

the moment a boy becomes inconsistent.

I have something I want to tell you.. I love you

and then they were roommates.

by madisonm April 15, 2021

three men i n a tub

basically, the three men in gracies tub are lumpy, dave nevarro, and dave grohl

"thats one steamy shower!"

by Jessie January 25, 2004

I love turtles

Your a vsco girl

Definely

Person1:i love turtles

Person 2:vscoo Girl

by Da person who its cheetos all June 01, 2021

I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.

guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.

by Cottie July 15, 2010

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020