Salty Nine Year Old

Most Fortnite Players

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022

60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.

Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess

by Man fts February 3, 2023

11 year olds

11 year olds are stupid little suicide rate increasing edgy wannabe lil pump cunts.

Im 11 so im not biased

Edgy little cunt:I listen to lil pump all night aye yuh.
Intellectual: fucking 11 year old.Only 11 year olds listen to lil pump go back to 6th grade.

by Idevourfemalegenitals February 1, 2019

30-Year-Old Boy

The same as a Ten-Year-Old Man.

SEE: Ten-Year-Old Man.

Person 1: Do you know what a 30-Year-Old Boy is?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the same as a Ten-Year-Old Man. You should look up Ten-Year-Old Man.

by MastaRoe March 21, 2011

seventeen year old standard

1. A blow job from a younger girl who is not yet ready to have sex.

2. A Blow Job.

"Jon has gotten three seventeen year old standards in the past few weeks"

"He should teach me how to pedo."

by AdoboPro January 7, 2012

ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

A move derived from the popular Japanese ninja manga Naruto, when you clench your index fingers tightly, then ram your index fingers as hard as you can up someone's ass crack.

Bob: Hey! Mrs Keating! Ima beat you up and mug you, OK?
Mrs Keating: OK
Bob: Ultimate Naruto! (Performs One Thousand Years of Death on Mrs Keating)
Mrs Keating:Owie wowie!

by AK47rulezzz April 7, 2019

3 years, 3000 devs

A statement people say when they are frustrated with the lack of content or game-breaking bugs/glitches in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022). The statement is a reference to the amount of time spent working on the game (3 years) and the amount of developers who worked on the game (3000). People use the phrase in mockery of the fact that even after 3 long years of the game's development, with a massive amount of 3000 developers putting time into developing the game, it still manages to be a horribly broken, unfinished, and incomplete mess.

- In response to game-glitches -
*MWII hard-crashes and reboots Jeff's computer*
Jeff: ... are you serious? 3 years, 3000 devs, and this shit wasn't fixed by them?

- In response to lack of content -
*MWII releases only one new map and 2 new guns for the newest season*
Eric: Only one map for the entire season, and it's just a remake?!? 3 years, 3000 devs, and they still can't even pump out at least 4 maps per season?!?!

by suburban__dictionary June 7, 2023